Investment opportunities for 2009

Subject: Investment opportunities for 2009 Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:17 pm

I don't normally pass along the many items I get in forwards on my email, but I did think this one was kind of cute. No idea who wrote it.

Investment tips for 2009

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America , this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:09 pm

Thanks for the sharing the good laugh, Don!

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:23 pm

Good ones, Don.

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Great E.Don,

All are good--Fed Up is my favorite one.

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:40 am

Humerous!

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:43 am

Those were the cutest things. Loved them!

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:29 am

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

Classic!

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:18 am

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:34 am

This is a scream. might we also see Freddie Mac and Fanny Mae merge into MacFanny?

Or General Motors, Con Edison, and ColdFusion into GeneralConFusion?

Or YouTube, Sony and Microsoft into YouSoSoft? Or Microsoft and AB Dick into...well, you get it, I'm sure.

Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:29 pm

You guys are a laugh riot this morning!

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Bradford & Bingley Building Society and Bang & Olufsen will merge with Bong Brothers to become:

BingBangBong

Watt Brothers, the AA and Crawford Biscuits will become:

Watacracker!

T/Maker and MySpace merged with Dayton Cars to become:

MakeMYDay

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Subject: Re: Investment opportunities for 2009 Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:51 pm

All these mergers litigated by the noted law firm Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe

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Lin, you get Car Talk in Mexico? Dewey, Cheatham and Howe have gotten me out of many a fix...