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Jim Woods
Three Star Member
Joined : 07 Jun 2008
Posts : 171
 |  Subject: Only in the South  Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:15 pm | |
| This news just in:
All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of
ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the
purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they
sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.
How about it, Phil?
Jim Woods
www.ultrasw.com/jwoods |
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zadaconnaway
Five Star Member
Age : 61
Joined : 16 Jan 2008
Posts : 1932
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:45 pm | |
| Jim, that was great. I truly did laugh right out loud! 
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Zada Connaway
Mother's Journals: parts 1, 2 and 3 ISBN # 1-4241-6969-0
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Phil Whitley
Four Star Member
Age : 65
Joined : 01 Apr 2008
Posts : 351
Location : Riverdale, GA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| Our local Wal-Mart sold out last month here in Georgia, but the
Russkies must have known. They never set foot in my county—and we were
ready fer `em.
When the store-bought cartridges run out, I still have 5 pounds of
black powder and about 20 pounds of 50 cal minie balls for my St Lewis
Hawken.
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Brew
My website:http://www.philwhitley.com
"Let us dare to read, think, speak and write." ~ John Adams, 1765 |
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Pam
Five Star Member
Age : 42
Joined : 02 Feb 2008
Posts : 1358
Location : Nova Scotia, Canada
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Betty Fasig
Four Star Member
Age : 65
Joined : 12 Jun 2008
Posts : 209
Location : Duette, Florida
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:52 am | |
| Dear Phil,
There is no need for the Navajo code in the south. I remember coming from Arizona and trying to get gas and directions in Mizipi. That was nothing compared to being lost in Luzana. What nice smiles they all had though! It rained to beat the band!
Love,
Betty
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zadaconnaway
Five Star Member
Age : 61
Joined : 16 Jan 2008
Posts : 1932
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:36 am | |
| Betty, I found the folks who live in the south to be very grand, even if they do talk kinda funny! And you sure are right about the smiles, too.
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Zada Connaway
Mother's Journals: parts 1, 2 and 3 ISBN # 1-4241-6969-0
http://www.zadaconnaway.com/ |
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Malcolm
Four Star Member
Joined : 11 Jan 2008
Posts : 605
Location : Georgia
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:12 am | |
| Sources in Atlanta claimed they saw Sherman's ghost. Otherwise, the whole "invasion thing" was the result of too many people drinking Ripple at one time.
Malcolm+
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Malcolm R. Campbell
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Phil Whitley
Four Star Member
Age : 65
Joined : 01 Apr 2008
Posts : 351
Location : Riverdale, GA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:56 am | |
| Sherman's dead? Our prez, Jeff Davis, will be glad to hear that!
And it wasn't Ripple. When the Georgia Corn runs out we usually go with
the Boone's Farm Apple. It's got a screw-on lid and here lately July
was a very good month.
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Brew
My website:http://www.philwhitley.com
"Let us dare to read, think, speak and write." ~ John Adams, 1765 |
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Abe F. March
Five Star Member
Age : 69
Joined : 26 Jan 2008
Posts : 1229
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:58 am | |
| Take a Black or a White Russian. Don't fight it, just sip it.
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"To Beirut and Back"
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Malcolm
Four Star Member
Joined : 11 Jan 2008
Posts : 605
Location : Georgia
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:02 pm | |
| Good idea, Abe. Both drinks go just fine with slaw dogs and grits.
Malcolm
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Malcolm R. Campbell
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