Talented male seeking similar female

Subject: Talented male seeking similar female Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:22 pm

My favorite columnist, Con Houlihan, wrote about a publication called Ireland's Own in his most recent column in the Irish Independent. Included was this:

The penfriends page has long been part of the magazine's staple diet. This is globalisation in a good sense.
Dublin Opinion once did a nice spoof on the page devoted to lonely hearts. "Gentleman whose interests include singing, dancing, reading, hop scotch and playing the mouth organ, would like to meet lady with similar tastes who owns her own shop. Send photo of shop".
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:26 pm

Can't put much past those old farts, eh?
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:28 pm

I saw a similar ad, the redneck version, on a bumper sticker:

Wanted: Good woman. Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clea fish. Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor.

Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:23 pm

Wanted: Good man with sexy voice, a good cook, sense of humor and convertible.

You know the drill.
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:49 am

My Ad:

Old bat in hat.
Not fat.
Loves cat
s
and dog
s
hog
s
kid
s
bird
s
word
s
and
sssssnakes

Love
Betty
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:15 am

Trying to get a date with Dr. Seuss?
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:35 pm

Snakes?
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Subject: Re: Talented male seeking similar female Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:09 pm

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